farty feet

When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.

*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!

by LokiSleeve July 08, 2015

farty four

this is pertaining to an interstate in St.Louis,Mo. where people are driving while farting at the same time but as their gas is slowly leaking out of their ass all they can think about is the next produce and porn stand due to the fact that they love carn cobbs and parn where vegetables are involved!

I just carn-holed myself on Hwy. farty four!

by K-Bitch September 28, 2010

Gayboi Farti

playboi carti, except he is addicted to the sweet touch of other men.

"Thats Gayboi Farti over there! Look how hes touching that guy!"
"Gayboi Farti tried to tickle my holes yesterday."

by LilPetey April 08, 2024

farty arsey

Used to describe one who deliberates excessively.

Hurry up and stop being so farty arsey!

by fartymcarsey August 27, 2016

Farty popper

Dumping glitter into ones anus and while lying one your back, farting with such force that glitter is spewed into the air resembling a party popper.

Because Mike was having a surprise birthday party, Todd decided he would break out a farty popper for the occasion.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak

She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn

by Crsp November 26, 2021

Farty Party

A party where a bunch of men fart into every room they walk into

"My best friend, Liam came over and threw a farty party in my house"

by TheElementalGuy February 02, 2025