fart

An escapee! A noxious gas from the ass! An unpleasent flow of air from the derriere! A great way to have the ultimate friendship for life as once you fart in front of that special someone....the exchange and frequency, tone and smell of the fart can be mutually enjoyed....Go ahead....fart!!!

Fart....A warning to the brain that shit's on the next train!

by Geraint Lewis November 10, 2008

Fart

An ass tuding shit honker

"He farted and now my friend in a coma"

by bungHole October 15, 2006

fart

the battle cry of your shit

fart like Bart

by rektala February 19, 2009

fart

a fart is but a cry of a trapped turd, in the realm of the buttox.

Ex: "I farted. It stinks. I may have to shit soon."

by albert007 July 13, 2007

fart

Something you do when least expect it, especially when your best friend is getting married.

Priest: And do you, Frances Duman, take this lovely Penelope...
You: *farts*
Priest: What!?
You: Sorry, I'm having my period.

by Enfero October 15, 2006

fart

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

by stan October 15, 2006

Farts

Fresno Area Rapid Transport System

Farts is actually just Fresno Area Rapid Transit, but that just makes it singular. Some poor guy in marketing probably got fired after this...

by Slatte October 29, 2008