faps

The noise that it makes when you masturbate

Ross says: yo what you do tonight
Smith says: meh i chilled with john and will, you?
Ross says: I think I broke my number of faps in one night
Smith says: wooooow, you have no life

by GymClassCreaper May 8, 2009

Fagosexual

adj., noun. A combination of faggot and homosexual, very similar to Homofaggual. This adjective refers to someone, or something, which is extremely gay to the point that two words have to be combined to properly define it. Also, the noun means an extremely gay person

1. Dude, Chris is too fagosexual, we gotta beat him up for that.

2. Dude, Chris is a fagosexual... we need to kick his ass!

by K00L4ID December 15, 2008

fapoon

a combination of a fork and a spoon...

it's like a spork, but not...

I need a fapoon for my potato salad

by phanto friend July 27, 2018

Fapolutie

De periode rond 1980 wanneer men minder afhankelijk werd van de kerk en rust vond in het mastuberen, fappen.

''Back in my day.. we fapped a lot because of the Fapolutie''.

by Coeden December 17, 2014

fagosauras rex

gayer then gay. the gayest thing or person ever

"Yo man i just watched that queer eye show"
"whats wrong with you, you fagosauras rex"

by brethart February 16, 2004

Fapsause

A sause emitted from the human penis after masterbation.

Hey turtle Derek sure loves to drink his own fapsause!

by Billy teh kid July 13, 2010

famosexual

Someone who has sexual interest in a family member.aunts uncles cousin mom or dad.usually the ones who are considered famosexuals are rednecks.and to some latinos.latino will say shit like its my second cousin it don't count or were related by marriage its ok.don't take it up the ass and personal I'm mexican..

I heard ron is fucking his sister.yeah he's a famosexual and redneck.

Juan your sick ur fucking your cousin.you famosexual.
Juan says"she's my third cousin it don't matter plus my mom dnt talk to her mom no more""

by barbarian89 November 4, 2013