Equalizers

those big ass sunglasses that make every girl look good so you can't tell if they're actually hot

Damn, she's got Equalizers on. I wonder if she's a butterface.

by hambino78 December 26, 2008

Marriage Equality

The equality experienced by all who can freely marry the person they wish. More specifically, the right of same-sex couples to marry.

Christian-"Two men or two women should not be able to marry! God said so!"
John-"I love my boyfriend and want to marry him. It won't affect you. MARRIAGE EQUALITY!"
Christian-*frantically begins quoting bible verses*

by urbdict12 November 25, 2013

piss equilibrium

Piss equilibrium occurs when in sex, a man and a woman start pissing at equal forces. This often times causes multiple universes to collapse at once due to the piss collapsing into its Schwarzchild radius, forming a kugelblitz so powerful that the space-time continuum is ripped apart at once. The only survivor of this piss equilibrium is known as a piss baby, formed from the piss of a man and woman, who inherits superhuman strength.

"Dude did you hear that VSauce was a piss baby?"
"Yeah, that piss equilibrium created a good one"

by Andrew Wangerdoodle June 8, 2018

Equilibrium

The Best movie ever.

"Equilibrium rocks!!"

by www.sterocollision.tk May 22, 2004

Sexual Equality

It doesn't exist!

Hey Billy did you hear of Sexual Equality?
HAHAHA that was a good one Jack!

by Samo_Jal June 22, 2016

Equilibrium

Formerly an underground Hip-Hop supergroup from Tampa, Florida consisting of Celph Titled, DutchMassive and Majik Most.

Known for singles such as "Windows 98" and "Fahrenheit 813".

"Windows 98" sampled the Windows 95 start up sound. It was rumored that Bill Gates himself had called the group approving of the song.

After a long absence the group came together for the song "Time Travels On" on Celph Titled's album Nineteen Ninety Now.

Equilibrium need to do another album!

by L. Vallario July 4, 2011

Equilibrium

The greatest metal band ever.

Equilibrium's instrumental, Mana, made my fucking head explode.

by ImsupercooI October 21, 2008