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on email

when you absolutely swear that what you are saying is true. greater than on god, on baby, and on foe nem.
dad: did you do your homework?
me: yes
dad: on god?
me: yes
dad: on baby?
me: yes
dad: on foe nem?
me: yes
dad: on email?
me: ..........no
by da real beast baby 💯 January 23, 2020
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I hope this email finds you well

An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet
"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
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strongbad_email.exe

The application which Strong bad uses to open his email
Email da badda doo bow...
by Bluewolfe October 21, 2003
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Drunk Email

Drunk emailing (drailing): while completely inebriated you foolishly believe 1) You're a prolific writer. 2) You're Poetic. 3) You're a comedian. 4) Not saving your sent messages will save you from complete and total embarassment - this only leads you to wonder what the heck you actually did say after typing for two hours. 5) Spell check hides your obvious drunkenness.
Sending a drunk email at 2am after drinking a 40 ouncer of vodka and hoping to endear yourself to your new man (or woman) by revealing past sexual exploits, and foolishing thinking he/she would be turned on after reading how you 'made it' with the entire band.
by drailer May 23, 2006
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Email

Email is another way of communicating in the Internet. It stands for electronic mail, and that's correct, it's like mail, but in the computer! Sometimes you get spam, in forums you get updates from them. You can write messages to each other in email.

Email is kinda like forums, except there is nobody to use the ban hammer on you or your friend, but you have to wait and there's nobody stopping you from posting porn, sending viruses, and posting spam.
Email is usually the best way of contacting somebody, since you do not pay to send an email or get an email, except for electricity bills.
by MisaTange July 5, 2009
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emaelstrom

A long and complicated email trail with dozens of CC's discussing a situation almost none of the recipients cares about.
Did you get caught in the latest emaelstrom about the broken widgets?
by Jim Haungs June 7, 2005
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email courier

An individual who gets up from their chair at their desk to walk to someone else's desk to announce the contents of the email, verbatim. Completely replacing the need for any automated email 'you've got mail' alert , or the email at all for that matter.
Dave: "Kristen, I just sent you an email to let you know to switch the address in the document and to take out the comma before the word 'and' in the second line of the second paragraph on the third page."

Kristen: "For the love of god, please just email it to me and stay in your chair. There is no need to be a email courier, the send button and the internet do that for you. "
by Pistol33 January 3, 2012
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