Thomas the Tank engine

a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor

i watched Thomas the tank engine!

by LVK December 5, 2007

Pizza Production Engineer

A pizzeria employee tasked with the saucing, cheesing, and topping of pizzas; One who tops a pizza.

The Pizza Production Engineers were responsible for assembling and cooking your pizza.

by BlackDeathJackal September 9, 2010

check engine light

The ultimate cock-block when you A. Need to get your car inspected or B. Need to sell your car. Generally, it means a sensor is tripped that indicates a faulty part, but it usually doesn't affect the overall operation of the car.

Potential Buyer: "So how much do you want for this car?"

You: "I'll take $5000 for it."

Former Potential Buyer: "Wait... the Check Engine Light is on, never mind."

You: "fuck..."

by iraqvet2009 August 30, 2010

GHETTO Engineer

Using urban ghetto techniques to solve a problem.

My main man Geoff fixed his sump bizump using a garden hose attached to the sump pump with a sock. This guy is a true graduate from the school of ghetto engineers.

by polarbigi March 6, 2007

Chemical Engineer

One who does for profit what a chemist does for fun. See also Prostitute.

What's the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist?
about 20 grand.

by Aboganza January 20, 2004

engineering project

something that takes an unusually significant amount of time and/or effort to complete.

-commonly referring to a common household item that requires some sort of installation or assembly, but is unnecessarily complicated and/or contains instructions that are not easily understood by a person with average intelligence or insight.

"these windshield wipers are a pain in the ass to install! why do they make the things that should be the simplest of tasks a f@#$%ing engineering project??!?!"

what the hell ever happened to "insert tab A into slot B" ??

by polo December 10, 2005

chemical engineer

A motherfucker who sold their soul to hours upon hours of endless studying and crying because they want to make bank starting out of college. Done so in only 4 to 5 years.

Little Billy decided to become a chemical engineer. He hasn't laughed or smiled in 8 years.

by whyGodwhyyyy February 13, 2012