Rigged Election

(Noun) An election where too many black people voted. See also: "Election Fraud".

Donald Trump: "There's no way we lost Georgia. There's no way. That was a rigged election. I had two elections. I won both of them.”

by nobody2020 January 7, 2021

election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election

When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!

by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016

Elective Narcolepsy

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.

Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013

cuban election

An election where there is only one candidate.

Nicolae Ceaușescu won the Romanian Election in 1966 in a Cuban Election.

by Computermichael September 14, 2013

Erection Election

Someone who gets voted for something just because they are attractive

Man 1: Hey dude Lisa Is our team captain .

Man 2. Fuck her she's just a erection election

by LimeTiger February 10, 2017

election porn

the constant onslaught of ads promoting or attacking a political candidate or ballot measure that one is subjected to until Election Day

"It must be an election year, I'm getting a lot of Election Porn."

by ezterbro December 19, 2022

Election Integrity

A commitment to overturn an election, or make it more difficult for certain constituencies to vote, when the election doesn't go the way you planned.

The Democrats clearly stole that election! That's the only way we could have lost! We need candidates who will stand up for election integrity.

by Tiresias Bluestone February 15, 2022