durfer

A DUMB SURFER. One who cant engage in an intelligent conversation. Beach bum who lives for surfing and dosent educate himself.

"Youre a dirty durfer"

by mahina September 20, 2006

durff

A durff is a person who uses overtechnically annoying wannabe sacrastic and witty comments. Also who is a kissbutt egotastical nerd.

"Gawsh! He has SUCH a durffy attitude!"Girl1 "Yeah, his durffitude fuels his ego the size of Jupiter!"Girl2
"Are you talking about me? Durff isn't a word you guys! Hehehe *nerd laugh*! I'm I annoying! Hehehe!*snork*",Durff.
"Shut up you stupid durff!",Girl1and2

by tiffanyba November 3, 2010

Durfee Slurpee

A sock placed over trouser trout to fight off Sunday scaries, thrown over bunkbed upon discharge.

“After too much hungry howies and another Lions loss, Skydump left to Durfee Slurpee his Phelps Hall fingerling potato”

by Glenn Van Dumpins January 8, 2023

Durfenburger

Any person who is so incredibly stupid that you wouldn't be surprised if their brain consisted entirely of raw ground beef.

Ed form "Ed Edd and Eddy" is a real Durfenburger.

by AfFlIcTeD StAtE August 20, 2010

King DurfaJerb

He is the King of the Senior Political Studies class at Sacramento New Technology High School. When anyone mentions King DurfaJerb's name all who hear must say "All hail King DurfaJerb!" and do a hand signal. The hand signal is a combination of the up yours hand sign combined with fag hand or gay wave. King DurfaJerb's name is a bastard hybrid of his name Jereb and Urpadurp which is another name for an idiot.

"All hail King DurfaJerb!" *the up and out hand sign*

by WhoreMaster December 13, 2008

hurfy durfy

A person who not only lacks all intelligence but strives to show that in daily activities, sometimes unintentionally a total idiot. Can also be called a Hurfy/Durfy or pulling a Durfy.

"Do we have to invite him he is such a Hurfy Durfy."

"I know he is Hurfy, but he is not that bad."

"You are pulling such a Durfy."

by asbergers sounds tasty April 30, 2014

Durfing

The act of masturbating while in a headstand position against a wall. The art is in the ability to gracefully avoid semen at time of ejaculation. Common sport in Oregon.

Austin Little is an olympic-level competitor in durfing.

by Oz416 September 20, 2009