Chocolate blow dryer

A chocolate blow dryer is the act of sharting in a sleeping woman's face.

Man last night I gave that chick a chocolate blow dryer!

by Eng3dean August 20, 2016

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.

Out riding my bike yesterday and I got hit by that fucking Oklahoma Hair Dryer.

by Sweaty Nutsack Person June 13, 2022

Draper Utah

See: Hell.

A miserable place where locals do nothing but drink Mountain Dew and play COD.

Mom: If you don't eat your vegetables we're moving to Draper Utah.

Kid stuffs face with veggies.

by tacodrums May 11, 2011

hair dryer

farting into an open vagina

I was fucking my girlfriend you know, in that position where she is on her shoulders and your pretty much sitting down on her to fuck her. Well my dick fell out, so I rocked forward and gave her the hair dryer.

by jomo85 April 27, 2006

Draper

An intriguing specimen that has a tendency to overstay his dinners and dog the boys.

Fucking Draper

by AlDrag July 16, 2018

Hair dryer

When you snowball, but with a fart. Someone farts in your mouth and you pass it back and forth keeping a vacuum all the while so the air tightness will not break.

She woke me up with a hair dryer this morning.

by Dirtmcgirtbruh January 6, 2017

Dong Draper

Getting a blow job while she’s on her knees behind you. She pulls your dong between your legs causing your balls to drape over said dong

Erin was amazing, took her home and she gave me a Dong Draper

by N8 Bach May 12, 2021