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Doucer

also known as a "douce man," a combination of two males and two females of mutual attraction, typically in a situation intended to result in two separate sexual encounters, or in the most douceresque of situations, one orgy;
a textbook doucer usually involves wine, a movie, a large couch, and two very facey guys;
the word doucer stems from the latin root 'dou' which means "two vs. two" and the spanish influenced 'ouce' which means "to moisten,";
National Doucer Week is every November during the second FULL week of the month;
also related, "troucers" and "quocers" are only to be executed by the most experienced douce men and have a smaller success rate;
Example 1: "Harvest Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Yo, what should we do tonight?"
Douce Man 2: "I don't know, man, I think those freshmen are pretty horny lately"
Douce Man 1: "Perhaps we should douce them?"
Douce Man 2: "Sounds great. I'll pick up the wine, you invite them over"
(followed by several hours of 2v2 gaming down and ultimately, p in v)

Example 2: "Situational Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Let's drink tonight"
Douce Man 2: "Fuck, I don't really feel like getting drunk, I had a rough weekend"
Douce Man 1: "That's alright, just invite Kenzie and her friend over and we'll douce it"
Douce Man 2: "Perfect!"

Example 3: "Impromptu Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Oh shit, that's those slutty freshmen over there"
Douce Man 2: "Hurry, game face! Let's invite them to the room"
by Doucey J November 12, 2013
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Pooter Dooter

A very horrible smelling fart. When performed in a car, pooter dooters will often cause automobile accidents when the driver and/or passengers pass out due to the horrible stench.
Lisa: Mom guess what?
Mom: What sweetie?
Lisa: I just layed a big 'ol pooter dooter!
Mom: *passes out and causes a 30 car pileup*
by The Dooker June 11, 2016
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doctered

meaning: To put so much spin on the ball that your opponent becomes confused and mioss judges where the ball will land giving you the point
"YOU JUST GOT DOCTERD"
in a game onf ping pong you put so much spin on the ball it confuses your opponent and they miss the ball winiing you the point which means they just git doctered by the spin docter
by tijah October 25, 2008
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Deuterize

when women have surgery to have their uteris removed.
She can no longer have children, she's been deuterized.
by P.Crandell September 14, 2006
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Dotter

A homophobic slur created by Victorian culture. Used prodominately in the 1800s but is coming back to the modern slang language. It also can be used as a reference to tosser.
"I heard John likes boys"
"OMG what a dotter!"
by Edgy Mania April 18, 2018
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Dooter

Slang for a homosexual male, particularly those who enjoy dressing in female clothing.
Bryan: Hey did you hear about Jason?
Thomas: No what happened?
Bryan: Well apparently he's a dooter.
Thomas: I had no clue man.
by 2pistols April 2, 2019
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duter

A booger, a snot ball. Very yummy looking. Fun to say people have them and they dont know what it means
Look at the duter on his face, its pretty nasty looking
by Bob The Builder July 4, 2004
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