Auntie Doris

Knock Knock. Who's there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris, who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!

AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL!
AUNTIE DORIS, WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 600 YEARS!

by Auntie Doris March 23, 2023

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Big Doris

The female prison equivalent to Bubba. A 300 lb, weightlifting, mullet-sporting butch dyke who likes her girls "real soft and purdy."

Martha Stewart better hopes she doesn't end up being cellmates with Big Doris!

by lawnmowerman December 14, 2004

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finding dory

The predecessor following the film finding Nemo TM and will either be fucking amazing or suck major ass crack

Dude: hey wanna see finding dory?
Guy: idk man it's either gonna suck ass or suck your moms ass

by Secret teeth April 5, 2015

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Honkey Doris

Juice of the eye. AKA eye juice

Ah man! I got honkey doris all over my cheek.

by Pete Leafman January 18, 2010

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I Doried

I doried , meaning I forgot. Just like Dory from the movie finding nemo . Because dory tends to forget things and has short term memory.

Ex 1

Girl: did you at least put the condom on ?!

Boy: Shit I totally Doried
Ex 2

Wife: Bob ! did you pay for the water bill ?

Bob : Oh fuck I'm sorry Hun , I doried again .
Ex 3
Did you bring the money ?

I doried

by toothbrushy leopard June 18, 2016

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