Worm Diving

The act of a female reaching down a male's pants in a social setting to feel his junk.

Dave knew the cougar wanted him when she came around from the back and started worm diving down his pants.

by wonderweasel April 21, 2008

Skunk Diving

The act of physically inspecting the source of foul smelling pussy, through cunnilingus or fingering.

LOCK IT DOWN PEOPLE IM GOING SKUNK DIVING. IF I DONT COME BACK TELL...TELL MY DAD I ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY

by TheShadowOnTheMoon March 29, 2011

Logos division

logos
_____ = 0
EVERYTHING

The exception to this rule is Alphonse, as his pathos cancels out all logos.LIKE A BEAST

Anything divided by logos is zero, except for Alphonse because he has too much pathos. Logos division.

by Richard Facé October 21, 2013

oyster diving

Lesbo Sex

"I don't know where Sasha went."
"She's Oyster Diving with Henrietta."

by AHK222 August 13, 2014

Gnome Diving

The act of shoving a garden gnome up ones urethera.

I'm into gnome diving. That's pretty kinky

by Papa gnoogi August 12, 2016

Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet

My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard

by Asshole110 October 30, 2019

Reinvesting The Dividends

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.

After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.

by Effmanny June 5, 2010