Urban dictationary

the stupid website you reading from right now and thanks to that little voice in your head for reading this.

Hey let's go look at the urban dictationary
Fuck yeah

by Ytdfgdfgsdfsgdddhgf January 17, 2015

dicktionary

A dick who talks their mouth off and acts like they know everything, but nobody understands what their saying because everybody gets pissed on by what their saying.

Dicktionary: "SHUT UP FOOL!!! YOU SUCK LIKE A VACUUM CLEANUH!! YOUR TRIPPIN ALL DA WAY DOWN DA STAIRS SUCKA!!"

Normal Person: (too mad to comprehend everything dat da dicktionary said) "Go back to where you belong, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A REAL ASSHOLE.

by Mattnificent aka J.A.L. November 9, 2007

center of dialation

The center of dialation sucks.

you find the center of dialation in crappy homework Dayna!

by bluh$ January 19, 2004

Dicktation

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.

Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation

by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016

Dicktionary

1.) A dictonary for dirty words.

2.) Urban Dictionary.

Dude, I was checkin' out the dicktionary the other day. Funny shit!

by Wilky Dickens January 28, 2011

dicktation

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.

(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!

by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006

dicktion

The friction generated between a hand and a dick while wanking. Sucktion and fucktion are related terms.

Oh man she got the dicktion just right and I splooged all over her dress.

by richnfamous February 16, 2009