the goofiest fucking country to ever exist. Also the home of Lego, rødpølse (a sausage that looks like Satans dick) and probably the worst language ever.
Person: *chokes on food*
Dane: hVåT dIdD jU sÆj aBøtT mÆj mØm??!!1!1! *turns into danish skibidi sigma demon alpha wolf*
Stranger: sorry about him, he’s from Denmark.
Dane: hVåT dIdD jU sÆj aBøtT mÆj mØm??!!1!1! *turns into danish skibidi sigma demon alpha wolf*
Stranger: sorry about him, he’s from Denmark.
by Cat sticking out tounge May 5, 2025
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The greatest country in the world, where we drink at 13 and have sex at 15, regardless of nationality you can live here (exept swedes).
Guy 1: So where did you go for your vacation
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)
by Nuski15 July 2, 2022
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Friend #2: I'm from Denmark, and you?
Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you
Friend #2: I'm from Denmark, and you?
Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you
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