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Smoke Device Engineering

The engineering discipline associated with the brainstorming, designing, prototyping, manufacturing, or testing of any device with the designed purpose of smoke inhalation.

The discipline most college students turn to when their current major isn't going their way or finals are approaching.

The creation of a miscellaneous smoking device from ordinary materials.
Student 1: Yo dude this Electrical Engineering isn't working out for me I think I'm just move home and study Smoke Device Engineering.
Student 2: I don't know man when we were studying the other day it was really making sense.
by ECE Seniors 12 March 12, 2010
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computer engineering

A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.
Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.
by gcx February 22, 2011
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Fantasy Engineering

Working on a pretend project with impractical goals, imaginary requirements, unachievable expectations.
My current assignment is fantasy engineering, we're making green biofuel out of unicorn manure.
by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009
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Napkin Engineering

The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.

Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.
Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?

Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.

Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!
by Kbehcon February 3, 2010
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Bandwagon-engineering

A method an engineer uses to execute an idea with no science or facts. Typically used in corporate world by engineers who speak with great confidence.
Method steps -
1. Gather a bunch of charts from online
2. Deductively link a path through the data that seems smart but never uses scientific fact
3. Get as many people on board with your philosophical concept
4. Come back with your people to beat down any and intimidate any one who does not agree with your idea that uses data and equations
5. If you are new to the company say you don't know how the people before you came up with it.

6. Plan ahead for the presentation to strongly shut up anyone who may start to point out facts by stating "We can go on for a long time in great detail about that, but that's for another time" or say "There is so much to that discussion we need to put together a presentation for another date to address that"
-The customer has come to us with a valid complaint that our products are defective by design. Any engineer in this company can clearly see that. As engineering 101 information was ignored in the design. We will just gather a team to bandwagon-engineering the customer with information.

-I don't know what I am doing with engineering so I am going to bandwagon-engineer my idea to management.
by de14532 August 23, 2012
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Lee Engineering

Something that is engineered in a way that frustrates people normally made by a guy named Paul.
"Yo, you hear about that bridge that fell?"
"Yeah, that was some Lee Engineering"
by GerAldwah December 17, 2020
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My Engineering Buddy

A senior engineering student who acts as a guide to a junior engineering student, specially a fresher.
There is an online tutoring and homework help website with the same name myengineeringbuddy.com
I watched the new spider-man movie with my engineering buddy.
My Engineering Buddy helped me finish my Physics homework faster.

I love my engineering buddy. He is so smart!
The hand holding provided by my engineering buddy was just awesome.
by Sandra Spears February 5, 2022
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