defenestration

To throw some annoying fucks arse, through the nearest fucking window.

Pete rehearsed what he thought was the safest way to break the bad news to Toan, while feeling shit scared of the defenestration that may follow.

by slippery poita June 26, 2025

Defenestration

The act to throw someone out a window

Person A: There are approximately 1010300 words in the entire English language but there is not a single combination of them that describes my urge to hit you with a chair
Person B: Maybe so but there is the word defenestration which literally means “the act to throw someone out a window”.

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

defenestrated

"Defenestrated" is past tense form of the verb "defenestrate." Defenestration is the act of grabbing something and lobbing it through a window at full speed, maximum velocity. It may also indicate dismissal from a higher status or power.

My little brother was playing Geometry Dash. On his 8,447th attempt on Theory of Everything 2, he defenestrated the family Guinea pig. Threw it out the window. Absolutely thundercunted it, nothing else to it.

by wucanitbe nou? April 2, 2024

defenestrate

To yeet someone out a window.

*In EA Headquarters*
Boss: Guys we need more ways to get more money from gamers, any ideas?
Employee 1: Charge them more on buying the game and in-game products!
Employee 2: Release a new FIFA game that is exactly the same as the last one!
Employee 3: Stop making high-price crappy games and instead make good games that attract people to buy them
Boss: *insert triggered face*
Employee 3: :I
*Employee 3 gets defenestrated*

by Webbo10101 February 8, 2021

defenestration deformation

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".

After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.

by Fuzzy Dog May 18, 2022

defenestration

The act of jumping out a window.

(username) learned the meaning of defenestration.

by doors gaming February 12, 2024

Defenestration

When you throw someone out of a window trying to assasinate them.
Mostly failing.

The man hired an assassin to kill the woman by defenestration. He was caught and was later arrested along with the assassin.
Police:he was a terrible assassin not to mension a weak one he couldn't even lift her up to defenestrate her.

by Leg, man March 30, 2022