Ded

When you just wanna say you're dead but you are too lazy to spell it out, you would say ded.

Friend: "Hey bro/girl, what up."
You: "IDK im just ded."

by peetzatone April 24, 2019

ded

Slang dead.

Ded battery.

by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023

Ded

The process of being dead

Le me *shot* ded

by 666 Oh Gravy It's Satan June 9, 2016

ded

its dead minus the a.

im so ded.

by mrs_potato_daughter April 17, 2020

ded mem

ded mem is a mem gon old like the books inn ur attic that u havent touched for a century.u know back in mah ddays we used to to say lol like it meant like it meant laugh out loud now we say it when people make fun of you.

Person GenY 1324: Before i had social anxiety, i used to lol a lot.
Person GenZ/Alpha 13464: U bullied people?!
Person GenY 1324: No I laughed a lot.
Person GenZ/Alpha 13464: Thats a ded mem.

by some person on the interent August 6, 2022

Ded

Ded is pretty much dead but it's not. If someone says "I'm ded." Then they mean brain ded. Not ded ded. Normally stupid

Person 1: I think he's ded
Person 2: Yeah. He's been headbutting the wall for hours

by Ded Bean April 5, 2020

ded^2

A fantasy football designation for injury status :
Ded^2 will miss multiple games

Tom Brady will need to go on IR. He is ded^2.

by Beaks86 November 17, 2023