Deacon

A small person who says is strong but is extremely weak and acts like the small dick he has. He doesn't have that many friends because he can be easily overlooked. The only way he can be noticed is if a person is smart enough to acknowledge the small importances in life. He mentions that he can beat anyone (but let's face it, a 5-feet person against a 6-8 feet person, who would you think would win.) and doesn't use his brain at all which makes him an idiot.
person: oh hey i didn't notice that small kid over there
other person: his name is Deacon apparently
person: is he still in 1st grade?
other person: probably
by CheekyScrubLord999 May 08, 2018
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A Male Deacon .
A Office Holder - of a Religion.
2nd Rank , Under A Priest

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Regular Priest
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She a great deaconess !
Deacon-ness pronunciation.
by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023
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A whit gay douchebag... He will cheat on you multiple times.. Don't ever trust a deacon cuz he will post about your darkest secrets.. He can't throw it back. Thrusts horribly. Claims he's a child of God but says Nigga every day. Is always horny, don't pick up his phone and open it, it will most likely be porn.
Danielle: Look who's that weird kid?

Freddy: That's Deacon, he's a douchebag.

Danielle: Ohhhh, I heard he cheated on Whitney 10 times last week. What a hoe.
by Bobdabuilder2.0 April 16, 2020
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Lanky Tosser who you can never loose because his head pops over the whole croad
Person 1: “Mate i canny Deacon”
Person 2 “You silly tosser, just look up coz he’s a lanky bastard
by Minni Bee x August 21, 2023
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A guy who has no spine and no rizz. He'll never speak up for himself. If there's a girl he likes he'll simp for her like a dog on a leash. He'll be permanently in a financial crisis because he's spending all his money for the girl he likes all for her to put him in the friendzone. Whatever her interests are he will force himself to enjoy those interests. Don't be a Deacon.
My friend is such a Deacon he has no money for food because he spent all his money gettin his girl a gift.
by zuhazana April 10, 2024
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Deacon is one of the best mates you'll get. But sometimes he can be a bit of a cunt and pisses you off. But not once will he let you down and will always be there for you. Even though he can be a bit annoyinng and stingy he's still a great mate. Somehow gets every chick ever
"Deacon bro, appreciate you geeh."
"Oi Deacon, take a drag"
by eshdogz July 29, 2019
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fine ass mf bro, especially that one dude deacon johnston. like that ass be moving like gat damn, and he just mad fine in the face i dont even know how to describe it.
holy shit you seen Deacon’s ass bro?
by anonymous28294 November 23, 2021
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