Darwin Maneuver 

When a cop has someone pulled over and they angle their vehicle towards the road and turn their wheel into the traveled lane.

This increases the chances of impact with a moving vehicle by way of increasing the amount of surface area available for impact as well as increases the odds that during an impact the police cruiser will be pushed into oncoming traffic.

Oh look another cop pulled over an out of state plate on a busy road and is pulling a Darwin Maneuver.

Darwin Maneuver by t3r5 September 13, 2018

Darwin Fish 

A representation of a fish with the word/name Darwin inside it.
A remarkable little bit of anti-Christian bigotry that is popular in liberal circles.

Only a bigot would have a darwin fish

Darwin Fish by Don Carl April 6, 2008

Darwin Test 

This is the test of whether you, as a living organism, can keep your alleles in the gene pool for another generation. If you pass it suggests that you are participating in evolution and are fit enough to not be removed from the gene pool in one generation.

Girl> I had my baby.

Friend> Yay! You passed the Darwin test!

Girl> I had my tenth baby.
Friend> You already passed the Darwin test, isn't this overkill.
Girl> I'm trying to beat the odds for a the next few generations.

Guy> That dude did the best favor he could to the evolution of humanity by removing himself from the gene pool.
Friend> He either won a Darwin award, or epic-failed the Darwin Test.

Darwin Test by someone else nerdly September 27, 2010

Darwin'd 

Bitch Slappin someone with the evolutionary theory created by Charles Darwin.

Sara and Justin were discussing Evolution when. . .
Sara: All the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and sexy people.

Justin: But I'm not pretty or smart!!!

Sara: You just got Darwin'd. . .

Darwin'd by Rostra Maximus September 1, 2010

darwin fish 

noun. a small metal fish with legs and the word "darwin" inside it, usually placed on the back of a car, partly in order to mock jesus fish and partly to show support for a cruel online scientific community known as the "darwin awards" that awards people who die in the stupidest ways

My athiest teacher has a darwin fish on her solar-powered vehicle

darwin fish by chrysophylax1 June 18, 2004

Darwin Wave 

A Tsunami that is too small to penetrate very far inland but large enough to kill anyone stupid enough to go down to the beach to see it.

Did you hear about the idiots who went down to the beach to see yesterday's Tsunami? I think we need a Darwin Wave to take care of them.

Darwin Wave by Nick the Evil February 28, 2010

darwin hubbard 

Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.

Darwin Hubbard is soo cute but whys he Emo?

darwin hubbard by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013