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Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.
Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."
by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010
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Darien Dunch

Slang Term for a munch or a quick snack
Awryt mate, hawd it there am just going to get a Darien Dunch, ken aye..
by Bennoo March 20, 2008
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Duncan Construction

The largest prank calling company in the world based in Stilwell Oklahoma.
by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010
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Duct Tape

The holiest of all man-made materials. can be easily used by the smallest of children and has the adhesive power to make ANYTHING work brand new.
"QUICK this man's arm has fallen off, get me the duct tape!"
by Yacin June 11, 2003
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kirsten dunst

a mediocre actress who looks like she smells of milk and is in need of a good wash
n.b. she looks particularly greasified in spidermans 1 and 2
by maculate February 6, 2005
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Matt Duncan

Matt Duncan is both a noun and a verb.

As a noun it is used to describe a true ladies man, a man far superior to Edward Cullen and other such snitches. Such a man can pleasure a woman in many ways, and will possess unusually large genitalia as well as an unusually long and flexible tongue. He also would possess stunning good looks, obviously.

As a verb it means to give roses or sometimes flowers, most often one red rose.
I had sex with a Matt Duncan the other night and it was amazing, I had 17 orgasms.

Did you hear what Joe did? He totally Matt Duncaned that chick.
by imbetterthanuare February 28, 2009
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Duncan

A person (Not always named Duncan), usually male who you will most likely encounter early on in life. He will protect and nurture those he cares for and will attempt to make people feel safe and comfortable in his presence. Duncan's are usually shy and lacking in confidence but are overwhelmingly intelligent and loving once they get to know you. They are affectionate and more often than not, will be too timid to engage in socializing with those they love or care for. Duncan's will tend to be quiet and contemplative, constantly observing and thinking. They must be kept hold of at all costs when found as Duncan's are rare and most of the time will only be noticed by people much later in their life, typically when in other relationships.

Duncan (Gaelic) = Dark-Skinned Warrior
She never really thought of Duncan that way, but she realised that once he left, things were not the same
by DuckorTurtle? August 8, 2011
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