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Dresser

the dresser is a wonderful invention that holds clothes, games, food, drugs, and condoms you know all the necessities in life. but some people don't use this for these things except clothes because they are afraid that their parents will find it but at the same time parents actually are afraid of what the child has in there
by the panther2323 December 16, 2008
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dressel

to dressel someone means you have sex with him/her and he/she is just a fuck. you don't give a shit whats the persons name or what he/she ist doing. The sex is rough so he/she can not take action the next days, this person needs to recover. mostly you make sex with this person and you show her/him something new. You brake their mental walls down. Mostly just using the partner as a thing.
i dresseled her last night, now she knows how to deepthroat, she did not show up in office today. so i did realy dressel her.
by Pathfinder198 June 20, 2010
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cross dresser

a guy that dresses in woman's clothing
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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scratch dresser

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.
I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.
by sonic68 March 10, 2009
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top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.
Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.
by greenmtnght August 4, 2009
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mood dresser

Someone who dresses according to their moods,dresses in dark clothes when depressed or sad, dresses in bright clothes when happy or excited.
"Oooh.... That chick is totally a mood dresser. Yesterday she was wearing orange, today she's wearing puple and she looks pretty sad."
by pemoth December 10, 2008
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the hair dresser

During sex, right before the mail climaxes, he turns his partner over on her stomach, places his knees on her arms so she can't move, and ejaculates in her hair.
So i was with my girl last night and i did the hair dresser. She got real pissed. I guess that stuff's hard to get out...
by Babba O'Reilley March 6, 2011
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