An overall asshole that somehow manages to achieve more than you in life. They often ignore you, talk behind your back, and hate to be around you. Often times, they will believe themselves to be cooler, smarter, etc. than you, and will act like you do not exist because you are below their superiority level.
Admit it, you just looked up "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary because right now you are thinking that someone you know is such a douchebag.
by ColtCababa November 19, 2012
Get the douchebagmug. To verb to douchebag. Driving in a car with the windows down, driving slow with the volume cranked up.
by Nalim Iccartsam November 21, 2011
Get the Douchebaggingmug. Anyone who does the following:
Puts a 'ball cap on and makes sure it is crooked.
Knows hat is on crooked and does not fix it.
Puts an oversized tailpipe on a car.
Puts on, or buys a car with a fin.
Puts collar up.
Wears pooka shells.
Puts a 'ball cap on and makes sure it is crooked.
Knows hat is on crooked and does not fix it.
Puts an oversized tailpipe on a car.
Puts on, or buys a car with a fin.
Puts collar up.
Wears pooka shells.
by Douche Locator October 21, 2006
Get the douchebagmug. A person, usually a male that has no common sense or responsiblilty, and likes to make things difficultm they often go by the names corey and tyler.
by catdogcatdogfish June 20, 2014
Get the douchebagmug. by Jay-May October 9, 2008
Get the douchebagmug. The act of knocking someone down, or waiting for one to fall asleep, and dipping a used douche repeatedly in their face. Closely related to Teabagging.
"Marc, man, you seriously have to stop douchebagging people. That's messed up, man."
"GOD DAMN IT! He f***ing douchebagged me again!"
"GOD DAMN IT! He f***ing douchebagged me again!"
by Kryzer May 7, 2007
Get the Douchebaggingmug. "Why did Britany Spears marry Mr Douchebag?"
by K.M. T. May 24, 2006
Get the Douchebagmug.