dinner for two

The act of orally indulging in one anothers genital regions. Also known as the 69er.

Say! We can go back to my place for dinner for two...

... *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

by Doug Robb, father of Tim Robb March 25, 2006

Dinner Chicken

When you're so broke, you have to wait for drop-by visitors to leave before you buy food. It's a battle between their patience and your hunger pangs - who will chicken out first?

Damn, they've been here for 4 hours! They're expecting us to treat them to dinner, but our money has got to last to the end of the week. Looks like we'll be playing another game of Dinner Chicken.

by Cletus of Nascar April 17, 2010

Dinner Loaf

A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!

Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".

Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"

by P8k&& February 18, 2018

Dinner Daddy

While in a long term relationship the boyfriend becomes friendly with the girlfriends parents, upon breakup of the relationship and even stronger bond forms between the boyfriend and the girls father to a degree that the boy moves in with the father and commences a non-sexual relationship where upon the father looks after his daughters ex boyfriend as if he where his own son(the son he never had).

The father provides home cooked meals which are frozen onto a serving dish for the exboyfriend to take to work.

Worker 1: "whats with greg and those frozen meals"

Worker 2: "Greg still lives with his ex girls dad....and he cooks Gregs meals for work"

Worker 1: "what? like a dinner daddy or sumthin?"

by Jakes the snake November 1, 2012

dinner lady arms

Arms that have saggy flabby bits near the armpit, that droop when the arms are raised and bulge out when the arms are by one's sides. It tends only to be women who suffer from dinnerlady arms.

Nice dress.....shame about the dinner lady arms

by RubyTuesday May 17, 2006

dinner sandwich

to get 2 (or more) slices of bread, and then place contents of your dinner or breakfast into the slices.
making dinner quicker and tastier

kid 1 : yo man wat ya doin?

kid 2 : im makin a dinner sandwich bitch!

kid 1 : im gona get on that train

by 5cr3amo February 6, 2009

dinner stick

N. A turd.

Bob crapped out a massive dinner stick that clogged the toilet.

by dieselpunker April 16, 2009