dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.

Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt

by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016

Dyslexism

When you dont know how to read or type big sentences.

Your friend:Hey
You: i um hi

Your friend: Whats wrong
You: I HAVE DYSLEXISM

by imsoswagizzy July 22, 2021

Distextlia

Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage

Jim: I got a new act last night
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia

by KEVINJEWELL April 19, 2008

dyslexting

When text messages are sent in a different order than intended.

Example of dyslexting...
Text 1: "U and understanding that spending time with Cameron is important"

Text 2: "I love you, T... thank you for being"

by jankstermac October 7, 2010

Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.

After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.

by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013

distexia

when autocorrect picks the wrong word and you don't catch it in time before sending the text

an example of a distexia is: "will you throw the apples at prior and start an apple war?" when what you mean to say was "will you throw the apples at PEOPLE and start an apple war?"

by bunker_hill_champion September 27, 2013

Dilexic

Charlie’s word not knowing English

Your not even dilexic

by Gstqr123448 June 9, 2020