Definitions by PaintItSparkles

Dyslexic Wet Willy 

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.

After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.

Dyslexic Wet Willy by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013