fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

an asshole from New York with funky ass braids in his hair, thinking he's cool..

hes also very sexy ;)

Matt, you're such a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

dipshit

One who looks up and/or defines their own name on urban dictionary like an egotistical fuck.

Person x: I'm going to define my own name on Urban Dictionary! "Person x: a funny, sexy, nice, strong, rich etc.

Person x is a dipshit

by comeonpeople May 6, 2015

dipshit

A total retard.

Hailie put a book in the microwave. That dipshit!

by Aleu April 26, 2003

Dipshitteryology

The study of television political pundits, most particularly Glenn Beck. He is a master of Dipshittery.

I watched Faux News to get my degree in Dipshitteryology.

by MuddledFox May 16, 2011

Dipshit

A stupid fuck that is so completely unaware that they are stupid it hurts the people around them

That John Holland is a real Dipshit.
That Dipshit Is a real John Holland

by Cooper_human May 21, 2016

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013

dipshit

The shit taken during or right after a nice dip of dipping tobacco such as skoal or grizzly

"Man I'll be right back I have to go take a dipshit"

by Chewchamp May 8, 2008