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DILF Diet

A diet / work-out plan followed by a new dad, who wants to achieve or regain DILF-status
Tim knew that the summer was fast approaching, so he went on a DILF Diet to make sure he'd get as much attention as his kids when he took his shirt off at the beach
by Hartless December 28, 2009
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dilly monster

An irritating person who get's easily flustered, frustrated and butt hurt.
It was a joke Jimmy quit being a dilly monster about it.
by Stugots84 June 22, 2015
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Dilly Fisting

Going to fist a woman but you have Parkinson's so you just kind of flail your hand inside her.
"What's your favourite pass time, Michael J Fox?"

"Dilly Fisting"
by Coxhead March 26, 2017
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Dilf for One

A term someone would use to refer to the fictional character called All for One from the anime series My Hero Academia/Boku no hero academia if they find him attractive; sexy; hot
"I want Dilf for One to stuff me full of quirks until i explode" "All for One more like Dilf for One" "Dilf for One supremacy"
by CoffeeNOrder66 September 19, 2023
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The Dilly Wipe

When you lube up a dido work your partner’s ass without notice for any cleaning or prep time and upon completion of your anal excursion, you wipe the dildo remnants quickly on each of your partner’s ass cheeks.
Carl woke me up this morning didoing my booty hole. It felt good but he smeared me up with the dilly wipe so I had to shower.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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Swag-dilly foolish

A word to define someone or something. when calling someone swag-dilly foolish you’re basically calling them a fool and a bitch, or just saying they have a foolish side to them. When using swag-dilly foolish to describe a person, it typically means that it’s a specialty of their personality. Swag-dilly foolish can also be used to describe an object or action as stupid.
1. “Nah kaden ain’t a bitch, he’s straight up swag-dilly foolish

2. “Look at that clown statue, it looks so swag-dilly foolish it kinda makes me laugh”
by Weeb.exe1 March 7, 2022
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Dildy

A moist lil sex toy such as a butt plug or anal bead
I love them dildy doos
by dildy69 June 25, 2018
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