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Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.
Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...
by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020
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National kiss your girlfriend day on November 12

Me:kiss
Girlfriend:why?????
Me:it’s national kiss your girlfriend day

Girlfriend:kiss me again
National kiss your girlfriend day on November 12:
Don’t be shy boys
by National kiss your GF day November 10, 2020
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Day of May 12

“Me and My crush just got sent to the bathroom together” “You know it’s the Day of May 12 right?” “Oh yeah…”
by UrbanDictionaryGodOg May 11, 2022
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13 Hours A Day

A term used by the filthy Rich (aka Kings & Queens) to justify high salary they receive to the sheep followers in order to keep them pacified.

When the richest guy some sheep's know makes a nice handsome salary to match his good looks.
In order to receive such high compensation, one typical assumes the person works more than the average person, hence 13 Hours A Day. But in reality what the person meant to say was 13 Hours A Week.
Prince: "How many hours a day does the King work?"
Queen: "13 Hours A Day, duh!"
Prince: "Oh nice, when can we buy the new Boat?"
by nigelA November 16, 2021
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1D Day

One of the best days ever in the life of a Directioner. On November 23rd, 2013 One Direction had a 7 hour day full of 1D, and called it 1DDay. 1D Day was an interactive livestream to promote One Direction's third album, Midnight Memories and to help 1D fans to get a whole day of awesome! It featured the band participating in games, interviews and live performances.
by all the love,K💕 March 31, 2019
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100 day rule

The 100 day rule states that after a 100 day snap streak on snapchat, both recipients must send nudes to one another. If this is not done, then it is punishable by death
'Mate, you better follow the 100 day rule'
by MCLukeyboi May 3, 2016
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