humper dumper

humper dumper is the name given to someone that sleeps with somone else and then finishes it

man is going out with woman. man sleeps with woman then soon after dumps the woman. the man is then called a humper dumper.

by JG9 March 11, 2009

Dapper

adj.

1. neat; trim; smart: He looked very dapper in his new suit.

2. Blaine (Warbler) Anderson (played by Darren Criss) on Glee, a member of the Dalton Academy Warblers.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Blaine on Glee?

Person 2: Yeah, he's so dapper.

by Supermegafoxyawesomehottimes2 July 7, 2011

dumper nickle

when you take a shit and some shit gets caught in our hair about the size of a nickle, and probably worth 5 cents

does any9one want to buy my dumper nickle

by sneaky nagger May 8, 2006

dapper

a well-dressed person

you're such a dapper;
dressed like a dapper

by xenia November 12, 2003

frumper dumper

A large unattractive butt.

Most of the women i work with have frumper dumpers.

by JJ Dirtbag May 10, 2016

Mad Dumper

Located in southeastern Pennsylvania, Great Valley High School is best known for the Mad Dumper: A student who believes in the beauty of the fecal matter he expunges from his sphinctor. Rubbing it all over the walls of school, this heroe has brought forth a better understanding of our true selves and reminds us of the age old question: Why does corn stick to my doo-doo?

"The Mad Dumper struck again! There is poo all over the boy's bathroom. I swear to God, I think it was Rita Jones" -Billy Ray Cyrus (GVHS class of 2002)

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 14, 2004

Derek Dumper

Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.

Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon

Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”

by Mr Dumper October 28, 2020