myspace celebrity

Person that got famous for nothing but being popular on myspace. Usually with no talent, but with sometimes with more fallowers then main stream artists.

<i>Anthony Vanity, Jeffree Star, Tila Tequila, Forbidden, etc.</i>

GIRL:Anthony Vanity is a myspace celebrity now !
GUY: I heard ... He's the best !

by simplydumb April 1, 2007

celerity

Speed, haste, rapidity or quickness. Gamers often have celeritous reflexes and athletes run celeritously.

Celerity is the defining trait of reflex oriented activities like tennis or halo.

by Nathan July 17, 2004

celebrity death wave

Term used to define the late June 2009 celebrity death phenomenon, where Micheal Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, and Billy Mays all died over the course of three days. (may still be ongoing at the time of writing)

"Damn, did you hear about all the celebrities dying recently?"
"Yeah, it's like a fucking celebrity death wave, man."

by heylookiwrotethis June 29, 2009

Internet Celebrity Wallcrawler_pics

The most famous and influential man on the internet. Women fear him, Fish love him

"Woah, you know /the/ Internet Celebrity Wallcrawler_pics???"

by Rah_04 November 5, 2021

Celebrity glitter

A term that best describes a Celebrities expensive jewelry.
Slang for BLING BLING.
Neck Candy.

Just look at all of that Celebrity glitter.
They must call them Stars cause of all that Celebrity glitter.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

celebrity clause

A celebrity clause is a pact made between two partners who are engaged in a serious relationship in which both partners, if given the chance, may engage in intimate relations with a celebrity one time. Once a partner has used his or her free hook up they are barred from any other future celebrity hook up. Jealousy may not play a part in this clause as each partner has the understanding that actually meeting a celebrity is slim as well as each partner both have the same general chance/opportunity for such a relationship.

So I met (enter celebrity name) on the subway yesterday and enacted my celebrity clause. We had some serious 'relations' back at a Super 8 Motel; I'll never be able to watch Giada at Home the same ever again.

by PMoneyInTheHouse December 31, 2014

Celebrity Bucket Kickers

A fictional game/reality show created by a certain troll in the online game show community. It's a stupid concept where the troll announces a celebrity had passed away by stating that said celebrity was a contestant on that day's episode of Celebrity Bucket Kickers.

All posts that announce that a deceased celebrity was on Celebrity Bucket Kickers should get the poster who posted it automatically banned!

by John2019 June 5, 2023