Curt Royer

A person with a deep found love of tater tots.

This tots are delicious! You might as well call me Curt Royer!

by Alathar October 22, 2011

beef curts

When a girl has freakishly long fanny flaps

girl goes to the toilet and takes a very long time. She finally comes back.

Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?

The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.

by Jenna wenna December 10, 2015

Dirt Curt

What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.

Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.

Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.

Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.

by Dirty Curt September 22, 2013

Curt Kelly

Curt is such a meme! The best guy you will ever meet on minecraft! Always ready to play! Will travel. A true giver in every sense of the word. Easy to be with. Makes you feel too comfortable from the very first moment.

Curt is my man

Curt Kelly is here for you!

by WaffleMan2209 December 5, 2017