cumpass

A device that leads horny bitches to cum

Shoniqua: I'm such a horny hoe

Mary-Ann: here borrow my cumpass to get loads of dick

by Bigdickaustralia November 29, 2013

cumplaining

When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.

Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........

Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.

by I am the original DIESEL. March 5, 2011

Clumpy Cum

The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum

Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink

by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007

Cumby's

Cumberland Farms. A convenience store. Drunk people have been known to stumble there for icecream to put in their mudslides.

Go to Cumby's and git me some o' dem there fudgesickles.

by thegrandchawhee April 7, 2010

Cummy Bear

When a man cums into his partner's mouth (male or female) and said partner has to chew the load for several seconds (due to high seminal viscosity) before swallowing.

Jack gave Janet the cummy bear last night. It almost ripped out her fillings.

by Doc14253 October 18, 2009

Cumpf

An unexplainable irritation of the chin

Rowan- You've got a very substantial cumpf today
Person- on my chin?
Rowan- Yeh, right next to your election

by bassface5 October 18, 2010

cummy gummy

A gummy bear of cum slime served as snacks to tbose who like the taste of cum

The broke cum fein jiz addict stole seven bags of cummy gummy's from the love shack.

by Varrdg April 20, 2018