that's the way the cookie crumbles

tough luck. stop whining.

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by lazy student May 31, 2004

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

go with the flow

"Man, I lost my winning streak."
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."

by Hwadoom May 31, 2004

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that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?

Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?

Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

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crumple face

A person/being whose face has crumple-like qualities - similar to cauliflower, only considerably more disfuguring.

Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.

Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'

''Look at that crumple face she hasn't seen the light of day in yonks''

by YvonneTea February 7, 2010

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