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Crofty

Any person that likes to laze about in a shady, preferrably underground area, avoids the sun and is generally awesome.
"Why is that kid sitting under an umbrella? It's a beuatiful day out!"
"Dude, he's a Crofty, it's what he does."
by Goilak February 19, 2009
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Craftsman

Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.
Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.

Me: Not really a surprise, though.

Bob: Why's that?

Me: The dude's a Craftsman.

Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.
by TenaciousMV November 30, 2011
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CROATS DISEASE

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia
Oh mate, got fucking CROATS DISEASE after England's loss last night to Croatia...
by bjeng July 12, 2018
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I Like Making Crafts

The specialist kid in resource that just sits at the back doing his/her retarded thing. And says “I like making crafts”
Hugh made his craft in resource, while the whole time repeating to everyone in the room. “I like making crafts” as Brooke took his anal virginity
by TheOG Jeff February 28, 2018
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crufts

Poorly presented and extremely limited programme based on...wait for it....dogs! It is the lowest of the low, a live dog show on BBc2 every mutha fucking year!!! The only thing worse is "One man and his dog" which rather suprisingly also is based around dogs.
"I needed medical resusitation after watching crufts last night,"
by 1234567dfhgsgw....Rob September 7, 2005
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ARTs and CRAFTs night

A night in which is of such a large manitude and involves large quantities of alcohol and other substances, it is not remember by the participants, and has a very regretable aftermath.

See A.R.T and C.R.A.F.T
"We had an ARTs and CRAFTs night. I woke up in a park 2 miles from where I last remember, still drunk with an empty bottle of vodka in my hand, not knowing how I got there."
by Muggus November 26, 2003
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Anglina Croft

by Bitchin Kitchen July 26, 2003
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