missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.

Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!

by aria.marz November 15, 2016

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Pulling A Crocker

Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.

A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".

by ajgibbs June 21, 2009

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Crockered

An unnecessary disposal of partially eaten food, most commonly doughnuts or fried chicken, and is considered wasteful but extremely humourous. Very common practice in the Western Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta.

Did you just throw away 10 doughnuts in that 12 pack?! That is a waste of food!

Nah man. I Crockered that shit.

Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.

by Charlie757473 September 8, 2021

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crocker house

when a lot of straight dudes live in a house together but do a lot of stuff naked

Man 1: You remember Jimmy , Ronald and Derek from school?
Man 2: Yeah they live in a crocker house now. Weekend parties with the boyssss!!!

by AdiGoCrazy October 24, 2022

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Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.

Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.

by halestorm187 December 22, 2017

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Crockered

Having gone behind the back of, or over the head of you're coworkers or a supervisor to get you're way, even after being told no by a supervisor or co-worker, for personal gain.

Joe sure Crockered his way out of having to work the nightshift by running to the manager even after his foreman had told him he had to work nights.

by Greyhound88 November 23, 2022

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