Satanic Creatures

3 people in 1 chat. Has a obsession with sloths, penis and any other weird topics. Has better music taste than everyone and plans to kill everyone.

WARNING: If you ever see a Satanic Creature, offer it food or money, then run.

The Satanic Creatures slowly crawled to there laptops to talk to each other.

by Jessus March 5, 2013

mall creature

A person who spends most of their time at malls and whose ideology and lifestyle is dictated by mall mentality and mass media megalomania. Like Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton.

She's a scat munching mall creature, that's all that she is.

by Manus July 24, 2014

Cancel Creature

A person who engages in cancel culture. The type of person who has doxed and harassed people for saying things they disagree with.

Emily doxed some dude on Twitter yesterday for posting an edgy meme in 2014. She's a total cancel creature.

by ThePopCultureEncyclopedia July 4, 2021

sonny creature

A state of being half-asleep while you still have a lot of work ahead

Sorry, no pub for me today. I've been a sonny creature ever since we've launched our project.

by DLT lover July 5, 2021

Walmart Creature

Somebody that has worked fulltime at Walmart for a majority of their life also known as a Walmartian. They are the dirtiest of the dirtiest ppl by far. They often mixed up with speds but they have nothing in come on, at all. They have no class and are a skidmark on the underpants of society.

Dan has worked at Walmart since he was 17, therefore he is a walmmart creature/ walmartian.

by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005

creature dark

A creature that is part seal, part human, who has soft claws and beady dark eyes. It has an unpredictable and devastatingly violent mood swings. Many casualties are likely to occur when the creature dark gets into one of its rages. In these instances, this creature can be placated with sardine treats or apple sauce. Often, it will put its weight on its hind legs to consume the treats. The creature dark is so fearsome that it can stomp holes into the ground with its claws. If one attempts to take its food, it will give the thief a deadly glare and one tooth will be protruding from its closed lips.
There are a few signs to indicate that the creature dark is ready to assault.
1. The emergence of the angry teeth. The creature will bare its front teeth when it gets mad.
2. The lengthening and hardening of the claws. This can happen in a flash so be alert!

Reporter- "What happened sir?"
Mike- "It's the creature dark! You have to keep it happy or else it'll go on a rampage. I couldn't get the sardine treats out in time and now it has already killed a few people. We have to find it!"
Reporter- "Sir, is that blood on your forehead?"
Mike- "Yes, it's those hard claws. I didn't notice the angry teeth until it was too late!"

by ro. February 16, 2009

CREATURE OF STEEL

Aah, free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of man.

Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten, and thy punishment... IS DEATH

by Minos Prime July 1, 2023