Definitions by Jessus

Satanic Creatures 

3 people in 1 chat. Has a obsession with sloths, penis and any other weird topics. Has better music taste than everyone and plans to kill everyone.

WARNING: If you ever see a Satanic Creature, offer it food or money, then run.

The Satanic Creatures slowly crawled to there laptops to talk to each other.

Satanic Creatures by Jessus March 5, 2013

chick drink 

Chick drinks are pre mixed beverages. Essentially any kind of sweet tasting, fizzy carbonated beverage that has an alcohol content similar to beer (4-7%).

OMG I can't believe that guy is drinking a chick drink. What a fag.

chick drink by jessus June 9, 2005