Vagina Crap

The white brown thick cheese like substance that is found in dirty vaginas and in the lining of panties.

Hey, June I think you should change your panties before we go to the party remember you dont want TJ to see your vagina crap or smell it.

by hootrat April 8, 2011

blap crap

10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.

It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.

Be right back, gotta go take a blap crap.

by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011

wireless crapability

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

by arkinese June 8, 2014

Scooby-Doo this crap

When the writers of a film run out of funny and interesting dialogue and resort to using a pop-culture reference as a cheap gag.

"Hey Erik?"
"Yeah Chris?"
"What should we have the wizard man tell the kids to continue the plot in a funny way?"
"idk, make him say "Scooby-Doo this crap", that'd be hilarious."

by CYA59 November 30, 2021

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

capricorn

A sign of the zodiac that involves anyone whose birthday falls between December 22nd - January 20th. The representative animal is the goat. Typically capricorns are highly addictive, sensitive, smart, intellient, flexible, witty, humorous, loyal and hard working. They rarely have attitudes but can be hard to control and contained when angered.

Capricorns are cool to hang around.

by VaNellie September 29, 2005

Caprise

Caprise is a gorgeous, mysterious, witty, hilarious, out-going, a person who is very beautiful and has a very good figure. She is selfless and outgoing, doesn’t care about other's views on her and is the best friend to have. She makes new friends easily due to her charismatic nature. She has a very alluring speaking and singing voice and is sophisticated by nature. She is not only creative but also highly intelligent, and this will increase exponentially with age.

I wish I were a Caprise.

by gamergurll July 21, 2019