crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for 'fuck' on some online forums and chat rooms.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 18, 2009

crappin hell

Something you can say when something bad happens and you cannot use worse swear words.

Teacher "John you failed your math quiz!"
John "crappin hell!"

by Becky P7602 October 8, 2010

christ's crappin' crotch

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity

christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

Crappaccino

Descriptive of a bout of diarrhoea that leaves the bottom of the toilet looking not much unlike the fluffy top of a cup of cappuccino.

'Fucking hell John, I shouldn't have that kebab last night, I ended up having a crappaccino in the toilet pan this morning'

by Freshmans December 21, 2007

Crappuccino

when you take a shit in your friends cappuccino when they go to the bathroom.

*guys walk into the cafe and get cappuccinos*
1st guy: "Hey I gotta go take a piss. Watch my cappuchino would ya?"
2nd guy: "Sure."
*1st guy goes into the bathroom*
*2nd guy takes a shit in the other guys cappuccino.*
2nd guy: "Man he will be so mad about me making him a crappuccino!"

by Mityxm March 14, 2011

Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.

Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.

by Jonathan Merkel March 28, 2005

crappacino

Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!

Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007