oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

Caspered

Ghosted. Leaving that chick from the bar on read because she wanted to go on a date before smashing.

Get fuckin caspered.

dude 1: yo are you still talking to that chick we met at the hole or did your square wheeled duster ass get ghosted?
dude 2: nah i caspered her ass
dude 1: lmao get fuckin caspered

by getcaspered February 3, 2019

crapperjack

Crapperjack: an expression of dissapointment. Like when you open a box of Crackerjack's and get a really crappy 2 cent prize that is worse than the rest of the 2 cent prizes.

Crapperjack! I swear his 'package' looked bigger at the bar...now i'm stuck with this short short man.

Crapperjack!!! I've slept with 4 men over the age of 60 and I STILL haven't been given a promotion in this worthless company!

by James March 6, 2004

i gotta make crappers

when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.

1. Hey are you feeling ok?

2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.

1. Holy shit dude!

2. Exactly bro.

by Octavarium August 21, 2009

crapper

A toilet.

"Dude, I'm full, time to head to the crapper."

by x January 22, 2003

waffle crapper

A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.

That babe at the pool was a freakin' waffle crapper.

by machine119 November 22, 2004

Thomas Crapper

Thomas Crapper is supposed to be the guy who invented the flush toilet. It's not true though. You could also call someone who craps a lot 'Tommy Crapper,' or 'Sir T.-craps-a-lot.'

Thomas Crapper did NOT invent the flush toilet.

by I have a crush on Charlie February 24, 2015