cracking cards

stealings someone's bank card and social security card and draining the account of all it's money

1:you cracking cards?

2:ye
3:lol u crazy

by FLEMO Brogod July 25, 2014

Cum craving toddler

A toddler who likes cum

A cum craving toddler

by Bonkers boy February 22, 2020

crating

the act of bringing a crate into a colege dorm shower to sit on while masterbating.

John: "hey Rudy, what are you doing with that crate?"
Rudy: "I've been pretty frustrated lately, so im going crating. Now get outa that shower, i need to use it."

by The Driller Miller October 11, 2006

Craving

Munchies for people that aren't high

Man, i'm really Craving some Ramen right now regardless of the fact that i don't know what pot is. *consumes noodles* *instant ejaculation*

by FiveMinutesTill August 11, 2010

Craving

Something out there Im craving for not sure if it spiritual or lustfull something about something I want.

Alice : I'm craving for a step beyond reality!
Mad hatter: it's called light!

by BrainonFire July 4, 2019

Craning

The act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator's hard work and claiming it to be their own.

Damn't Dylan, Quit craning my friggin homework!

by cranemaster123 May 19, 2014

crazingtons

A fictional disease one uses to explain peculiar symptoms one cannot link to any specific ailment.

An inexplicable change in appearance or personality could be caused by the sudden onset of crazingtons.

A.K.A Crazingtons Disease

Man, what's up with that douche? He's probably got crazingtons or something.

by Shaz_Mazoo October 9, 2006