Poop Cake

Although recipes vary amongst different cultures, the term Poop Cake is generally accepted as the traditional dish a family would make at a gathering to commemorate the god of poop, Sterquilinus, and his blessing upon humankind.

Examples of such recipes:

1.) Uncle Terry's Poop Cake:
In a food processor, mix:
- 1 TBP Horse Shit
- 1 TSP Cow Shit
- 4 Cups Uncle Terry's Shit
- 1 TBP Bald Eagle Shit

Pour contents into a bowl, mix with birthday cake mix. (1 Part Poop Mixture, 2 Parts Birthday Cake Mix)
Continue with birthday cake instructions.

2.) Poop Cake: College Edition

Grab a microwave-safe bowl.
Shit into the bowl.
Microwave for 2:40.
Salt & Pepper for taste.

Larry: "Hey, Garry! Come over, quick!"
Garry: "Why? What's up?"
Larry: "Uncle Terry made his signature poop cake for thanksgiving!"
Garry: "Oh, well why didn't you say so? I've been craving some good poop cake."

by Icky Dongus July 18, 2019

Cream Cake Day

September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.

I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.

by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023

Manteca Mud Cake

Shit on your partner's ass and let them sit on your face

She told me she had the bubble guts, so she shitted on my ass and I gave her a Manteca Mud Cake.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021

CuDi CaKe

Brownies or baked goods with weed in them. Named after the rapper/stoner KiD CuDi

Hey man want some pot brownies?
Yeah dawg, I love CuDi CaKes.

by Locke2917 November 4, 2009

let them eat cake

A quote attributed to Marie Antoinette, who allegedly spoke it in regard to her peasants having no bread to eat. Regardless of whether that actually happened, it is still the snobbiest way of saying "fuck them and what they want."

Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake."

Snooty French Guy: "They don't have cake either."

Marie Antoinette: "Did I fucking stutter?"

by Alfonsie November 19, 2013

Dauntless cake

The best cake in the entire world 🍰

Where there is dauntless cake, there is Tobias.

by Perksofbeingvicki June 10, 2014

Swindle Cake

Cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion.

When we get the cake, you'll get the combination. Mmm...this cake tastes like swindle cake!

by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010