Muffled and creamed

when you find someone sleeping, at home, at a bus stop or even at school, and you have duct tape and cream cheese. You duct tape their mouth shut while keeping their nose open so they wont wake up and put cream cheese all over their face so it looks like they just gave someone a blowjob.

kid at school: "dude lets give him a Muffled and creamed prank! It'll be so funny."

2nd kid at school: "Yeah, I've got some duct tape."

kid at school: "I have a blueberry bagel for lunch and my mom got me some cream cheese to go with it! Lets use it on him!"

by Mityxm April 6, 2011

Creamed spinach

A word to describe someone who is clearly under the influence of cannabis.

Synonyms: cooked, baked, creamed, high as fuck

I just smoked some dank spinach and I've now turned into creamed spinach.

by cookingwithspinach June 20, 2017

Crammed

After preforming a Wet Danny (Posted by Nicky Caesar & Vinnie Cazzo) to add the crammed effect you must do some things. First you must push your penis up into the womens vagina very hard to put her in a vertical position. After that you must get on top of the toilet seat and push her downwards with the continueos thrusts of your penis. You shall not be able to get her far into the toilet but as far as you can get. Now she is quite crammed into the toilet. Now you must flush you toilet and you can add some effect by pissing on her or shitting on her. If you piss on her you can call it a Easily Sliding Cram, and if you shit on her it can be called a Rash Cram.

I asked a prostitute to come over to my house for some hardcore annahilation. She agreed and when she got there, i crammed her nicely.

by Father Christmas November 4, 2004

creamed

act of being assimilated, or nutted on.

-Yo! Look at dat pregnant ass hoe, u can tell for sure she got greezed.
-Man, dat cum guzzling slut did'nt get greezed, she got creamed!

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

ass creamed

have u gotten ur ass kick eva, well u got ur ass creamed ./ Some thing so gay so dumb it is funny

why dont you just call the game ass cream

by pollin July 31, 2003

creamed

The physical sensation of having eaten too much dairy, especially ice cream. Equivalent to being tanked, only with ice cream instead of booze.

Oh, man, Jesse and I got so totally creamed last night. We split a malted, then like two hours later we got two scoops each at Baskin-Robbins.

by Addison July 1, 2006

creamed

The state you find yourself in after smoking joints.

Fuck me hell, i am so creamed

by creamy ken March 20, 2004