Constafarted

When a person is trying to fart but can't because something is stopping him from doing so.

I became constafarted When my girlfriend came into my room.

by BOL November 29, 2005

Constability

The ability to be consistent, without flaking out on those who have come to depend on you resulting in lost opportunities in personal, private or professional relationships.

Drummer: "So are you and your original guitarist gonna get your old band back together...?"

Bassist: "I wish bro. He's a killer guitarist & songwriter, but he flakes out and wont show up when he says he will. He has no Constability whatsoever man. I can't waste my time with him"

by Richard A. L. June 29, 2014

Special Constable

A voluntary unpaid police officer with all the same powers as a regular police constable.

Michael - a special constable

by Michael November 29, 2004

constance bay

A small town outside of Ottawa that's full of druggies, drug dealers, and juvenile delinquents.

Person 1: have you been to Constance bay?
Person 2: nah man I don't want to be arrested.

by Eowyn101 January 19, 2014

Coastal Elite

'Coastal elite' is a not-so-obscure reference to primarily intellectual, educated, economically advantaged, people in states like Washington, Oregon, California, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York and Pennsylvania. They happen to be overwhelmingly Euro-American, preponderantly supportong a Classical Liberal, Progressive, Civic Nationialist and Cultural Nationalist political ideology and are mostly Democrats with a few "Rockefeller Republicans".

Majority of students at Harvard University are from families of the Coastal Elite.

by Director de Musica universalis May 30, 2018

costa mesa

Sometimes known as "costa misery," this area just north of Newport Beach is home to affluent Orange County residents and is actually quite nice. They are not usually as rich as people in NB, yet the area is quite nice. There are some cool parks in and around the city. It's pretty calm, as well.

"Costa Mesa, I love thee."

by surrealfx June 3, 2006

Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth constant, first postulated by Redditor Wadsworth, states that one can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content.

The constant itself is indicated by the lower case Greek letter Xi (ξ).

By applying the Wadsworth Constant to the above text, we find that it is shortened to a much more readable version.

"One can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content."

by IamIvan October 2, 2011