conference league

3rd tier of European football. Usually a place no ‘big team’ wants to be in.

Banterlona playing conference league next season 😭😭 (average Barcelona mocker in November)

by CFCPoisson May 29, 2022

bible conference

originally derived from the Greek bottomus numbius, a bible conference is a series of church meetings held every evening, with the entire conference typically lasting an entire week. technically, in order to be considered a true bible conference, the Greek word agape must be defined at least twice by every speaker in the conference. the only case in which this requirement is waived is if one of the speakers has cerebral palsy.

in the event that the speaker with cerebral palsy defines the word agape more than once in a sermon, that conference is then referred to as a Super Bible Conference, and revival is required to break out at that church for a period of no less than one business week, after which, church operations should continue as normal.

milo: dude, you wanna come to a bible conference?
teddy: probably not.
milo: David Ring is gonna be there...
teddy: oh why didn't you say so!

by Teddy Milo December 24, 2008

Conference Choker

The process of dominating all year, and not bringing the "A" game to the biggest tournament of the year. It is getting destroyed by competition with much less talent than that of your own team.

Golfer: "Dude we just got dominated in the final round to loose by six shots to a team that's not even on our level."

2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"

by Donewithit April 21, 2009

Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend at a NACURH or state-affiliated conference.

“Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”

by Trashman14-18 September 18, 2018

Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend from a delegation that isn't yours.

“Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”

by Trashman14-18 September 18, 2018

Conference call voice

A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.

Bob really turns on the conference call voice whenever the boss is on the call.

by Nobodynose2746 February 5, 2019

Conference

a place you go with your colleagues to compare yourself to them

I go to conferences to get smarter and feel dumber

by GrumpyCat88 February 15, 2019