colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up

everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.

by j son May 25, 2009

coroneos

1. A supreme characteristic.
2. A person who rules to an infinite extent.

That guy over there is coroneos.

by Leo Law May 20, 2003

cornelius party

A party thrown in the wild, loud style of the music video "Cornelius" by the Bloody Beetroots.

The term may be used in crowded situations, as the phrase seems to be an oxymoron to many and therefore unappealing.

Man 1: You hitting up that cornelius party tonight bro
Man 2: Hell yeah I'm stoked

Untrendy uninvited onlooker: Cornelius party, must be some dungeons and dragons orgy... weirdos...

by lololololaidslololol August 19, 2009

Cornella

Cornella, the cutest person u will ever meet, caring, loving, depressed but doesn't show it, a great friend but doesn't think she is. A really good person but thinks she's a bad one,. Kinda wired, if u ever meet a Cornella or date one she's a keeper

Cornella is beautiful in every way

by Turtles 200 April 13, 2019

Colonel douche

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.

this guy is a colonel douche

by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006

Cornelia

A blond hair girl with green eyes. She is unique from the other but usually nice.

Whoa, dude, did you se Cornelia
Yes?

by A nice boi May 22, 2017

Colonel Sanders

The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.

Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.

Reginald:Indeed he does.

Rupert:God Save the Queen!

Reginald:And the Colonel too!

Rupert:...

by Ron Cassinger December 22, 2005