shitting in my cornflakes

When someone +4’s you in UNO™️ and you have no way to express your pure anger and hatred for that person.

Person 1: *+4’s person 2 and changes it to a color person 2 doesn’t have*
Person 2: “YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING IN MY CORNFLAKES”

by smol pinkies December 25, 2018

Cornflake

A drink mixed with alcohol in, typically fruit juices

Hey, pass the cornflakes but don't give me the orange juice!

by Lupop May 12, 2019

cornflaked

Wones self is drunk.

I got cornflaked last night.

by me May 13, 2005

leafy-cornflake

a hairy fanny that is dried up and crispy like a cornflake. and your fanny is un-usable.

nana, WOW, you have a leafy-cornflake

by penisdestroyer2006 May 3, 2021

Cornflake

In a normal conversation the cornflake may be innocently mentioned in the context of a cereal.

It may also mean a dried up piece of shit-covered toilet paper that resides in between someone's bumcheeks, usually dangling from a hair.

"I was filming a tasteful nude earlier when I found a cornflake in my arse."

"I-wa-ho-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"

by The insult guy February 14, 2025

Cornflaker

Male individual known for representing the communistic ideals.

That dirty Cornflaker revoked my property!

by LeigitimateDefinitions May 5, 2025

Cornflake

A person who gets offended by reading on social media about people getting offended.
A next-level snowflake
A flagmonkey

"That cornflake has been putting memes up about Muslims being offended by Christmas trees again"

by Benny Fonz December 13, 2018