leafy-cornflake

a hairy fanny that is dried up and crispy like a cornflake. and your fanny is un-usable.

nana, WOW, you have a leafy-cornflake

by penisdestroyer2006 May 3, 2021

cornflaked

Wones self is drunk.

I got cornflaked last night.

by me May 13, 2005

cornflakes

cereal that tastes good when they are soggy.

Anybody: cornflakes taste better when they are soggy
Somebody: I like mine dry

by notsusatall December 7, 2018

Cornflake

An unthinking or insane right-winger -- in other words, most modern right-wingers.

Cornflake can also be used as an adjective, e.g. a cornflake Trump supporter.

The term is a variation on the pejorative "snowflake". The "corn" suffix references the fact that conservatives and right-wingers typically come from red states that grow corn.

The right-wing propaganda site Breitbart launched a campaign against Kellogg's in 2016 after the company pulled their ads from the site for political reasons. The word "cornflake" as a derogatory term was first used on the Breitbart forums in that context.

Worker #1 "Did you see those cornflakes whining about the MSM?"

Worker #2 "Yeah, that Kellyanne is nuts."

by atlings March 16, 2017

cornflake

A girl that flakes on every guy, right when they are about to leave the house.

I was dressed in a tux and everything, and that cornflake just texted me she can't make it.

by tabel12 February 21, 2017

Cornflake

A person who gets offended by reading on social media about people getting offended.
A next-level snowflake
A flagmonkey

"That cornflake has been putting memes up about Muslims being offended by Christmas trees again"

by Benny Fonz December 13, 2018

Cornflake

In a normal conversation the cornflake may be innocently mentioned in the context of a cereal.

It may also mean a dried up piece of shit-covered toilet paper that resides in between someone's bumcheeks, usually dangling from a hair.

"I was filming a tasteful nude earlier when I found a cornflake in my arse."

"I-wa-ho-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"

by The insult guy February 14, 2025