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Coochie Spell

The Coochie Spell is in which a woman has coochie whipped a man.
Damn bro where’s Matthew?”
“Didn’t you hear bro, he’s under the coochie spell, we’re not gonna see him for a while”
by RILEYBAE November 7, 2019
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Coochie Snot

A gelatinous discharge that has dripped down from within the vagina to the grundle region in a snotty, runny nose like manner. Possibly composed of ejaculated semen, blood, and / or other pussy juices
Their sex was such a hot and mind shattering experience of pleasure and a little bit of pain that she found coochie snot dripping from her vagina and onto her panties for days
by chonchinator September 10, 2009
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the emperor's new clothes

Used to express when many people believe something that is not true. Used also to express something as untrue. See also the expression "the Emperor has no clothes".

Based on Sufi wisdom, Hans Christian Andersen tells the tale in his "The Emperor's New Clothes", the story this expression derives from. In it. there existed an emperor who loved wearing fine clothes and spent all of his people's money on them. He had a different set for each hour and was, without doubt, the finest dressed man in the land.

One day, two swindlers claiming to be weavers entered the Emporer's city and proclaimed they were capable of making the finest, lightest, most magnificent cloth the world has ever seen. So extraordinary was this cloth, it was invisible to anyone who was incompetent or stupid.

Hearing of the weaver's amazing "talent", the foolish Emporer thought he could use such cloth to weed out undesirables in his city. He paid the swindlers an enormous sum & they set out to "create" the clothes; knowing they would only need go through the motions.

The Emperor sent several advisors to guage their progress and all the advisors reported the cloth magnificent, not wanting to appear unworthy for seeing nothing at all; the cloth didn't exist!

Finally the clothes were "finished", the swindlers already having counted the gold and jewels they had received. A procession was arranged to show off the Emporer's new clothes and the entire city gathered in the center to view them. Having been "dressed" by the swinglers, who remarked how wonderful he looked, and how light the cloth appeared on him, he appeared before his people.

The people, having heard of the weaver's abilities and the cloth's fictious properties, were amazed and offered thunderous applause to the now beaming Emperor. None of them were willing to admit that they hadn't seen a thing; for if anyone did, then he was either stupid or unfit for the job he held. Never before had the emperor's clothes been such a success.

While expressing admiration at their Emporer's new "invisible" clothes, a small boy cried out... "But the Emperor has no clothes!"
"This entire adventure in Iraq has been based on propaganda and manipulation. Eighty-seven billion dollars is too much to pay for the continuation of a war based on falsehoods. The Emperor has no clothes."
- U.S. Senator Robert C. Byrd in a Senate Hearing speech October, 2003.
by casemon July 26, 2005
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coochie nigger faggot

A common slang used to offend people.
by Some Bean Bitch March 13, 2019
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The Cooch Gobbler Combo

A pussy gobbling technique created by the girls from Call Her Daddy. It involves making out with a girls pussy while swirling your tongue in an infinity symbol motion. You also have to finger her, hum to make her feel like she’s using her vibrator and slurp her clit for the ultimate sensation. It guarantees the best feeling for her and is successful most of the time in giving her a big O.
He used the cooch gobbler combo on me last night and it was the best head I have ever received!
by Star Spangled Banger May 16, 2019
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Cooch Cannon

Where you put as much mentos and coke in a woman's pussy as you can. Sometimes followed by putting your dick in for as long as you can.
I tried giving my girlfriend a cooch cannon the other day, I should try it more often, she screamed a lot!
by zomgwtfbbq November 5, 2006
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nigger clothes

Overpriced branded named clothing, worn for no reason other then some sort of social status.
Both Ray-Ray and Pookie buy Dereon, Ecko, Enyce, DKNY, G-Unit, Mark Ecko, Phat Farm, Rocawear, Sean John, Vokal, Pastry, Fubu, Blac label, Tommy Hilfiger, Reebok, Nike, Timberland, Puma, Adidas etc. because they are niggers and must buy "nigger clothes ".
by omegs greek March 4, 2009
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