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Ranger cooking

Ranger cooking is when a member of the armed forces adds 2 or more items in their M.R.E. to create something edible .
the private was ranger cooking when he combined his coffee pack , his hot chocolate pack and cracker from his M.R.E. to make ranger pudding.
by ubertech August 25, 2009
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Home Cooking

N. Homer-like or homerism. In sports, favoring one team because of proximity or personal preference.
The ref spotted the ball short, that fucking cheater! What home cooking!
by Panthers Fan March 3, 2009
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Cum Cooking

The most disgusting cookbook you have ever encountered, it is a collection of recipes to encourage the use of men's semen/cum in food to serve to your family and friends. If you read the reviews, they are totally fake & obviously people are being paid to write them.
Cum Cooking description:
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"
by Miss.Swan December 15, 2008
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cooking ass

Just straight up hauling, going fast. flat getting it

When the heater in a car amplifies the smell of ones farts.
Dude Raymond, I raced my new ltd. late model today and i was cooking some serious ass.

It was so cold in the car, but i couldn't help but roll the windows down cuz Raymond was cooking ass.
by KK16 August 27, 2008
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Cooking a grenade

Holding on to a turd for so long that the farts have to seep around the sides. (Trying not to shart)
Chris lucked out cooking a grenade when he farted around that turd!
by Not Chris S. December 4, 2009
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Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny
Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-
by I like soap69 November 12, 2022
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spirit cooking

Speer·et cew·keng

Verb.
An action in which ranking members of the democratic party ejaculate into an open wound on the breast milk soaked left hand in an "artform" similar to that of watercolor finger paints.
A former first lady and john podesta get together to Do some spirit cooking.
by Woodyb October 5, 2017
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