Tip Continuum

The Tip Continuum is the ethereal construct of the nature of wealth which flows through the food service nexium. Controlled by The Waiter Gods who attempt to insure the just and decent distribution of wealth to all who lay their gratuities at their table cloth drapped alter. The Tip Continuum is subject to many variables, chaos math, and Health Department inspections. As such it occasionally can be thrown, seemingly out of balance by forces beyond human comprehension.

The New Hooters down the street had created a strong disturbance in the Tip Continuum.

by angryboy July 23, 2006

Human Centipede

A romantic comedy about an inspiring surgeon who sews three people together from ass to mouth. THEIR IS NO ME IN HUMAN CENTIPEDE! TEAMWORK!

my human centipede is john goodman in the front miley cyrus in the middle and justin beiber in the back. then i would ask miley if she has "the best of both worlds now?"

by kiss my love area February 20, 2011

Lincoln Continental

A pimp's ride. Especially the Continental's from the 60's.

See above - "We did it in the rental, Lincoln Continental" - B.I.G.

by Jordan Rishel August 17, 2004

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology made by Logan Paul.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven

by SpecialID March 5, 2021

centical

creative, easily amussed

Alicia was centical at the cast party yesterday.

by Spencer Partridge November 25, 2007

Canticles

Tentacles coming out of your vagina.

"Do you have canticles?"
"Why yes I do. They're purple!"

by pu-rr February 8, 2012

Centipedo

Same as a pedofile except in an insect form. A picture below is a example taken in a nuclear lab of what these little guys can look like. Be careful. You might have one in your house!

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I have a "centipedo" in my pants!!! HELP

by DanTheManWithThePlanYetWithout November 19, 2018